WAPMEN EDITORIAL ESSAY There are visits.There are negotiations.And then there are political coronations.When Said Abdullahi Deni landed in Mogadishu after years of calculated distance, some naïve observers whispered: “Ah, reconciliation! Constitutional dialogue! Federal healing!”But in Somalia, dear reader, nothing is ever that innocent.Let us ask the forbidden question:Did Deni go to Mogadishu to fix Somalia […]
There is a question hanging over Mogadishu like a low cloud before a storm:Who controls the tongue of Somalia’s Defence Minister — and who answers for it?The current holder of that office, Ahmed Moallim Fiqi, is not a talk show activist. He is not a Facebook commentator. He is not a clan mobilizer at a […]
The Airport Compound Whispers of a Power Shift There are moments in Somali politics when nothing official has happened — yet everything has changed.Right now, Mogadishu feels different.The air is thick. The corridors are restless. The tea houses are whispering. And inside the fortified Airport Compound — that strange hybrid of sovereignty and supervision — […]
Internet Spin. Take a watch: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/17tjDyHr8T/ WAPMEN Fact-check: By WAPMEN — Fearless Independent Analysis | February 2026 In the age of social-media outrage, a three-minute clip can go viral — yet distort reality. A recent video circulating online purportedly shows Abdel Fattah el-Sisi humiliating Hassan Sheikh Mohamud on the world stage during a joint press […]
WDM EDITORIALSomali politics is not won by manifestos.It is not won by ideology.It is not won by competence.It is won by reading weakness.And this time, Said Abdullahi Deni appears to have finally understood that brutal lesson. 2022: The Apprentice Who Walked Into Mogadishu UnpreparedIn 2022, Deni arrived in Villa Somalia as a regional strongman. He […]
A friend complained to me the other night, with genuine frustration: “There is no place to go for entertainment.”I did not argue. I did not console him. I answered with the only honest satire left in Somalia:“Yes, there is. The mosques?”That single line captures the entire pathology of Somali urban life. Entertainment has been abolished—not […]
WAPMEN Editorial EssaySomali politics is not a contest of ideas. It is a tournament of attrition. Leaders do not rise because they are the best; they rise because everyone else collapses at the wrong moment. Victory in Somalia is rarely earned—it is inherited from the weakness of rivals.This is the ugly, unspoken rule of our […]
WAPMEN SatireMogadishu has entered its most unnatural political condition yet: restraint.With Said Abdullahi Deni and Ahmed Mohamed Islam (Ahmed Madoobe) back in town, the familiar Mogadishu sport of selective prosecutions, midnight indictments, and constitutional gymnastics has been abruptly suspended. The Banadir District Court indictment of Ahmed Madoobe? Vanished into thin air. Deni’s political isolation? Quietly […]
WAPMEN EDITORIAL There was a time when Somalia at least pretended to be governed by a constitution. Today, that document has been reduced to a disposable napkin—used, crumpled, and thrown away by Hassan Sheikh Mohamud whenever it inconveniences his next political maneuver.What we are witnessing is not subtle, not technical, and not accidental. It is […]
Leave it to Somalia’s political class to turn a traditional elders’ inauguration into a national security drill.These days, if you follow the motorcades, the chartered flights, and the sudden pilgrimage of VIPs, you’d think Galdogob has replaced Villa Somalia as the country’s real capital. Ministers, MPs, clan notables, political retirees, and freshly recycled “national figures” […]