WDM EDITORIAL SATIRE
By Ismail H. Warsame, WDM
The Federal Illusion: Mogadishu’s Mirage Factory

For three decades, Mogadishu has been selling Somalis a dream called “federalism” disengeniously while dismantling it from within—serving a half-cooked meal cold and salted with clan manipulation It was meant to heal the wounds of dictatorship and balance of power between center and periphery. Instead, it became a political snake oil sold by Villa Somalia to keep its rent-collecting machine alive.
Centralists in Mogadishu never believed in federalism; they merely tolerated it until the “right moment” to strangle it. But in doing so, they’ve destroyed their only bridge to national unity. Puntland and Somaliland will never crawl back into the belly of Mogadishu’s centralist monster. The more Mogadishu resists devolution, the closer Somalia drifts toward confederalism—not as theory, but as survival.
Confederalism: Somalia’s Unwritten Constitution
Confederalism is not imported from Brussels or Washington. It is embedded in Somali social DNA. Before colonial borders, Somalis organized around clan confederacies: the Hawiye Confederacy, the Dir Confederacy, the Digil and Mirifle Confederacy, the Darood Confederacy. These were not centralized kingdoms but organic power-sharing unions—where autonomy and consensus coexisted.
So when modern politicians chant “national unity” while begging foreign donors to fund it, they are defying history. Somalis have never been governed by command from one center. Even the late Siyad Barre, with tanks, torture, and Soviet backing, failed to centralize this restless nation. What makes today’s recycled elites think they can?
Puntland and Somaliland: The Unfolding Reality
Whether Mogadishu likes it or not, the map of Somali governance has already redrawn itself. Puntland is practically a functioning republic within a dysfunctional federation. Somaliland, though politically estranged, has demonstrated what local governance can look like—warts and all. Together, these two entities embody a new Somali logic: self-rule before symbolism.
Even if tomorrow’s president of Somalia hails from Garowe, Galkayo, or even Hargeisa, the old unitary state will not resurrect. Once sovereignty is shared, it cannot be re-centralized. That door is permanently closed. The best Mogadishu can hope for is a confederal arrangement—a loose partnership of equals sharing defense, currency, and diplomacy, but not subordination.The Way Forward: Accepting Somali Reality
The Way Forward: Accepting Somali Reality
The writing is on the wall, written in both Somali history and current political geography. Confederalism is not secession—it’s the only realistic bridge between unity and autonomy. Those clinging to the fantasy of a centralized Somali state are clinging to a ghost.
The question is not whether Somalia should move toward confederalism—it already is. The question is whether Mogadishu’s elites will accept it peacefully or resist until the system collapses again.
Federalism was a compromise. Confederalism is destiny. The sooner the political class in Villa Somalia accepts this, the better for the survival of what remains of the Somali Republic.
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WDM STAMP:
“Truth doesn’t destroy nations. Denial does.” – WDM.