October 4, 2025
WDM SATIRE
The West has perfected a new export commodity: its own criminals.
When once upon a time Europe exported philosophy, democracy, and industrial technology, today it exports convicted felons – all nicely packaged with “Somali-Swedish” or “African-American immigrant” labels. The United States, under policies promoted by the Trump administration, is now a leader in this field, actively negotiating deals with African nations to accept “third-country” deportees . Sweden, the so-called land of Nobel Prizes and neutrality, has become the Nobel laureate of deportation hypocrisy.
Instead of investing in rehabilitation or bearing the full cost of incarceration for its own societal dregs, the West now treats Africa like a dumping ground for toxic waste. Except this time the waste breathes, steals, and kills. The rhetoric is flowery – “third-country deportation,” “security cooperation,” and removing “uniquely barbaric monsters” from American soil . But peel the diplomatic wrapping paper, and you find something uglier: a form of human trafficking in reverse, a practice that echoes the dynamics of “waste neocolonialism,” where environmental burdens are shifted onto the Global South .
Poverty as Landfill
Why Somalia? Why Eswatini? Because poverty and political vulnerability make it easy. Fragile states and desperate leaderships are presented with a “carrot and stick” approach by Western powers . As one analyst noted, some African governments agree to receive convicted deportees as a “goodwill gesture, aiming to improve US ties and be in Trump’s good books” . Western governments engage in “robust high-level engagements,” and then load a “Special Plane” with hardened criminals for delivery. Somalia and Eswatini get more instability and more gang wars, while Washington and Stockholm get cleaner streets, lower prison bills, and applause from their far-right echo chambers.
This practice is not accidental; it is a systemic feature. It mirrors the “hypocrisy of the Western aid regime,” where governments that officially promote human rights simultaneously support and engage in policies that undermine the sovereignty and safety of African nations . The very countries expressing outrage at regional security collaborations are the ones offloading their security problems onto the same region .
Nordic Hypocrisy Meets African Complicity
What we are watching is not just deportation. It is a joint-venture between Western hypocrisy and African complicity. It is a marriage of convenience between smug bureaucrats in Washington and officials in Mogadishu or Mbabane. The U.S. waves the flag of the “rule of law,” claiming deportees “received due process and had a final order of removal from an immigration judge” , while critics argue the receiving nations are betraying their citizens’ right to security. In Eswatini, opposition leaders have denounced the move as making their country a “criminal dumpsite” and an abuse of national sovereignty .
A Grim Satire of “Aid”
Aid used to be (in theory) for schools, clinics, and roads. Today, it can include budget lines for dumping criminals. Development cooperation is being reduced to crime outsourcing. While the U.S. insists it offers no financial reward for accepting deportees , the broader system of aid and engagement creates powerful incentives. Somalia gets killers and a broken social order, while Eswatini, with its prisons already operating at over 170% capacity, is forced to house foreign criminals . Meanwhile, officials fly to Geneva to lecture about “partnerships for peace.”
WDM Final Word
When citizens of Somalia or Eswatini are forced to live with foreign-trained, Western-naturalized gangsters disguised as “returnees” or “third-country nationals,” one must ask: what kind of sovereignty is this? What kind of leadership trades its people’s safety for geopolitical goodwill?
This is not merely deportation. It is neo-colonial waste management, a direct parallel to the export of hazardous electronic and plastic waste to the developing world . And the garbage, tragically, is human.
Warsame Policy & Media Network (WAPMEN) 