“All the Lies Fit to Print”
WDM Special Edition: The Decline of the American Empire
EMPIRE ROTS IN PUBLIC
Washington once strutted as “Leader of the Free World.”
Now it’s a bankrupt landlord, shaking down its own tenants.
“America First means Allies Last.” — Donald Trump, Tariff Messiah
NATO — WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE CLOWN SHOW
Macron: “Brain Dead.”
Freirich Merz: “Do we still have tanks?”
Stamer: “I’ll be Churchill once my AI speechwriter finishes the draft.”
NATO WhatsApp group leaks:
POLAND: “RUSSIA IS COMING!!”
FRANCE: “I’m leaving this chat.”
USA: “PAY 5% OR DIE.
GAZA GENOCIDE — MADE IN USA
Hospitals bombed, children starved, rubble funded by Washington.
Trump calls it “support for Israel’s right to defend itself.”
nods. Ursula von der Leyen cries in Tel Aviv (on cue).
“Rules-Based Order means we make the rules, and you follow the orders.” — State Department, off the record
UKRAINE — BLOOD ATM FOR NATO
Weapons delivered on layaway. Europe pays, Ukraine bleeds, America profits.
Macron sends speeches, Britain sends PowerPoint, Germany sends… condolences.
DOLLAR DYING, ELVIS STYLE
The dollar still sings, but bloated and sweating in Vegas.
BRICS plan funeral playlist.
“Don’t worry, the dollar will last forever.” — Treasury official, moments before converting savings to gold
IMF + WORLD BANK = USELESS PRIESTS OF DEBT
Africa yawns, Latin America walks away, Asia borrows from China.
The sermons continue, but the pews are empty.
SIDEBAR: EUROPE — AMERICA’S NERVOUS COLONY
Macron dreams “strategic autonomy” every night. Wakes up in NATO’s bed every morning.
Freirich transforms Germany into an economic hospice.
Keir Stamer still thinks the UK is an empire. No one told him it’s a food bank.
PAX AMERICANA → POX AMERICANA
Rome had gladiators. Spain had conquistadors. Britain had gunboats.
America? Tariffs on Canada. Bombs on Gaza. Lectures no one listens to.
The Empire’s obituary writes itself:
Not a glorious collapse — a tragicomedy, live-streamed.
Warsame Policy & Media Network (WAPMEN) 