*Joke of the century*
What is the difference between ‘Wife’ and ‘Girlfriend?’
Great thought in *Modified* version.
*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*
At home you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.
Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don’t *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*
TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*
Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*
TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn’t.*
Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!😝
Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don’t have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*😂
And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*
Stick to TV only.
Issued in Public interest!