*Joke of the century*

What is the difference between ‘Wife’ and ‘Girlfriend?’

Great thought in *Modified* version.

*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*

At home you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don’t *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*

TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*

TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn’t.*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!😝

Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don’t have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*😂

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*

*Take Care*
Stick to TV only.
Issued in Public interest!

Author: Warsame Digital Media WDM

About the blogger: This blog is associated with the former Chief of Staff in Puntland State Presidency, 1998-2005. He also worked with the UN and World Bank Joint Secretariat for Somalia’s Re-construction and Development Program (RDP), 2005-2006, as a Zonal Technical Coordinator for Puntland and later as National Aid Technical Coordinator with the Transitional Federal Government of Somalia and European Union. He is now an independent political analyst and commentator on current issues and occasionally gives historical perspective on modern Somalia’s politics. He lives and works in Toronto, Canada. He can be reached at:

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